Beyonce, ‘Enormously Pregnant,’ Steps Out in Brooklyn

No matter how rich and fabulous Beyonce is- and even if you’re covered in spit up and without the assistance of several nannies, much less one, as you’re reading this- it’s difficult not to sympathize with the chart-topping singer in light of this kind of coverage.

Bey and her husband, rapper Jay-Z, took some time out for a pre-baby date over the weekend. The pair kept a somewhat low profile over the holiday, hanging out in Hova’s native Brooklyn at the restaurant Buttermilk Channel. Reportedly dining on oysters and fried chicken, however, poor pregnant Beyonce could not stay out of the glare of nosy onlookers who made some backhanded comments about the star’s appearance to the press. (If you’ve ever been pregnant, you know such remarks get tiresome somewhere around the sixth week, and it always sucks when someone starts telling you you look good for someone who is so fat, ad infinitum.)

Tell me you don’t want to smack whoever said this:

“She looked amazing. She wore sky-high heels. It was really impressive for an enormously pregnant woman… She looked like she was about to give birth.”

The nosy spy continued:

“She was definitely a pregnant lady that night… They sat side by side and had a cozy and intimate dinner. They seemed to be having a lovely time.”

The outing countered rumors that appeared on British tabloid sites, stating that the mom-to-be and the rap guru had been spotted around Brooklyn and that baby Z had already arrived. As of yet, Beyonce has been mum about her due date.