Close to 300,000 people have signed a boycott against Kim Kardashian and her family, but Kathy Griffin certainly isn’t one of them. Griffin loves the Kardashians. Why? Because they make writing jokes so easy.
Griffin, who debuted her new comedy, “Tired Hooker,” last night took a few swipes at Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries, and Kris Jenner.
Griffin has a few problems with Kim Kardashian’s 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries. First, who would marry such a stupid, stupid man. Griffin said:
“Kim Kardashian married her special needs boyfriend … I would argue that Kim Kardashian’s ex Kris Humphries can barely get through a Dick and Jane book.”
The comedian also believes that Kim ended the wedding because it was getting in the way of her ridiculous party appearance paydays. Griffin said:
“I think there was a price tag on every day she stayed married to that loser. I think that’s why she got out of it after 72 days. ‘Cause Kim Kardashian gets something like $500,000 just to show up at a night club, shake her [bleep], maybe go up and down the stripper pole…”
The D-List star’s Kardashian rant ended with some suspicions over the whole marriage ordeal.
“Kris Jenner, I worship because she is an evil genius, released her book, coincidentally, two days after Kim announced her divorce. Isn’t that weird? Exactly. It was a tell-all book about being a Kardashian because she was finally going to reveal things about the family. What the f*** don’t we know about that f****** family?”
Here’s a clip from “Tired Hooker.”
Did Kim get married just to sell Kris Jenner’s book? Or is Jenner just another great opportunist?
What did you think of the Kathy Griffin special?