A shelter hopes to get you hooked on Eddie the Terrible Chihuahua, a little dog up for adoption, despite giving you the straight dope about him. And indeed, the adoption ad has a poster which expresses confidence that the human zombies will fall for “The Walking Ed” despite the brutally honest “buyer beware” disclosure policy adopted.
Are you looking to adopt a nice, lovable little Chihuahua? The Humane Society Silicon Valley, HSSV, has put up a pet adoption listing for one: 2-year-old Eddie the Terrible Chihuahua. But the listing warns that he is not the lovable wee pooch they guess you really want. Eddie is a demon on four legs, a cute little devil, an “American Horror Story.”
The small, yellow, fluffy pooch does look adorable: But false appearances are Eddie’s strategy for fooling suggestible “hoomans.” However, HSSV’s full disclosure policy constrains them to tell you the truth; the whole truth, and nothing but the truth about this deceptively adorable looking pooch. And the truth is, don’t be fooled by Eddie’s cherubic looks. He is got tons “indeed whole square miles of naughty.”