See the pathetic looking mugshot above? That’s the hilarious outcome of a robbers attempt to steal from a mixed martial arts expert and ultimate fighter.
Anthony Miranda, a convicted felon, attempted to hold up a vehicle at 11:30 p.m on Friday by asking the driver or a lighter, when the drive said he didn’t have one the criminal pulled a handgun on the victim and demanded money.
A police report says the driver handed over all of his cash but was then told to get out of the car. When Miranda lost his focus the victim grabbed the gun, causing Miranda to shoot himself in the ankle.
The mixed martial arts specialist then pinned Miranda down to the ground and beat him to a bloody pulp until police arrested Miranda and took him to the hospital for treatment.
Anthony Miranda has been charged with armed robbery and aggravated discharge of a firearm (which resulted in his own injury). Miranda is being held on $350,000 bond in Chicago, IL.
Is this the dumbest criminal story you’ve heard in 2011? It may not be the most hair brained scheme I’ve read about but it’s always nice seeing the scum of the earth get what’s coming to them.