Stop Fantasizing: Megan Fox Still With Brian Austin Green

Brian Austin Green turned to US Weekly to dispel the rumors that he and Megan Fox were over. I’m sure they were starting to piss him off after a couple of weeks:

We’re solid. We’ve lived together for three years. We have tattoos of each other’s names. We have more time away from each other right now than we’d like. [We’re] rescuing pets from pet stores. We have a potbellied pig, we have dogs, two cats, two birds a squirrel. And Megan wants a leopard – that’ll never happen!

So, in other words, this super-sexy actress (who knows she’s super-sexy) is off the market because she was never on it. That also means no “sources” hinting at future boyfriends, and that’s too bad, since Megan made it clear that being “romantic” was one of her very favorite activities. There could’ve be some pretty hot rumors going on in the near future!