Ryanair Wants Porn Available On Flights

When it comes to squeezing every penny out of their customers pocket nobody does it better than Ryanair, first they announced plans to charge for bathroom use, then they said they would remove most of their bathrooms all together to add more seats and now the company’s CEO Michael O’Leary wants to bring porn into the “friendly skies” or should I say “very very friendly skies.”

Now before everyone gets their panties into a bunch the CEO isn’t suggesting they broadcast porn flicks on the back of a fliers seat but rather allow for handheld devices to stream pornography using a specially designed Ryanair application. For example tablet and smartphone users with iOS or Google Android capabilities might download the application and then use pay-per-view technology to view x-rated films.

Along with his porno vision O’Leary would also like travelers to be able to play games and even gamble aboard Ryanair aircraft.

When asked about his adult-themed vision he said:

“Hotels around the world have it, so why wouldn’t we?”

A representative for Ryanair quickly noted that “nothing has been decided as yet.”

One thing is almost guaranteed, if the plan goes forward there are going to be plenty of awkward instances in which people forget to turn off the sound on their tablets and smartphones leading to a bunch of loud porn noises before the mute button can be hit. I also picture those sneaky kids who are always looking over everyone’s seat becoming a whole lot more sneaky when a porn passenger is sitting in front of them.

Do you think this is an even worse idea than the company’s attempt to remove bathrooms?

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