Drunken Santa Zombie Breaks Into Home, Passes Out On Couch, Hello Naughty List

Zombies from The Walking Dead are not the only mumbling undead creatures that are getting attention across the internet this week. A man dressed as a zombie Santa Claus had a little too much to drink and decided to take a nap in a nearby house. His presence was no gift to the teenage kids inside the house, instead he scared the coal right out of them.

The unwelcome visitation occurred in St. Paul, Minnesota, where 21-year-old Brock Quinn Johnson participated in a zombie pub crawl. He began drinking at approximately 4:00 PM when the pub crawl began, dressed as a zombie Santa Claus to celebrate the event. By around half past nine in the evening, Johnson had become a drunken zombie Santa Claus and needed a place to rest off his stupor. Not exactly sure where he was, Johnson entered a random house and passed out on the couch.

There were no adults home at the time. A 14-year-old boy and his 16-year-old sister were home, and were frightened beyond belief when Zombie Santa presented himself to them. The 16-year-old girl locked herself in a bathroom while her younger brother rushed outside to call the police on his cell phone. Their screams alerted neighbors who came over to aid them. One neighbor that responded Margaret Marrinan, who just so happens to be a local judge, confronted the young boy to see what was wrong. His response left her momentarily confused and speechless.

“This guy came into our house, he’s dressed like Santa and he has a zombie head.”

By the pair met, the police were already on their way. Marrinan questioned the boy and found out that he thought his parents had arrived home. He entered the living room to say hello and was completely scared by the undead creature in front of him.

The Sillivans, the parents of the two children, were outside in the neighborhood, not far away. They did not lock the front door due to their close proximity. Tom Sullivan, the father, was relieved that the situation ended on a positive note when the police arrived and escorted the vomit covered zombie Santa to their squad car.

“Fortunately, it had a happy ending, and no one will ever think of Santa the same way. If you’re going to have a break-in, this is the best kind — someone who means no harm and was looking for a place to sleep,”

The Zombie Santa was participating in a world record breaking gathering of zombies in one place, according to the Guinness World Records. In all, there were 15,458 zombies present in Minneapolis that night, luckily only one strayed form the pack and found himself inside the house. Johnson has been charged with suspicion of trespassing and has been added to Santa’s Naughty list.

[Photo Courtesy: Smosh]