Mariah Carey re-records Hero: war crimes charges to follow

Mariah Carey has re-recorded and re-released Hero, her most famous song, the song that makes normally sane people want to take dull, rusty, blunt objects and never mind.

The re-release is quite different to the original and has fans in a flap. Fans are bitterly divided with some calling the re-record sh*t and inquiring as to Mariah’s health.

If you are brave enough to to listen to it, please remove your shoe laces and any sharp objects prior to pressing play.

Let me know what you think is it a) crapper than the original b) margianlly less crap than the orginal or c) who cares its a sh*t song.

What did we do to deserve this?