Ever try to put a baby or child with impossibly high energy levels to sleep?
Instead of Goodnight Moon or Guess How Much I Love You?, Go The Fuck To Sleep by Adam Mansbach might express more accurately parental frustations at bedtime. You can order it on Amazon, link above- it bears mentioning the tome is not intended for children and is solely adult humor. Excerpt:
The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear
Please go the fuck to sleep.