The World Demands More Megan Fox Baby News
Things are quiet on the Megan Fox baby front.
A little too quiet.
Not to suggest that things are going anything other than swimmingly, mind you, but the world demands updates, Megan Fox!
Fox and husband Brian Green have been notoriously stingy with their firstborn, Noah, and it looks like Megan Fox won’t be changing that anytime soon. Last week marked the first public appearance of young Noah, already 13-months-old. Celebrity baby lovers everywhere are rising up to let Megan Fox know that’s not acceptable. Er… not really.
“Megan Fox, who’s pregnant with her and Brian Austin Green’s second child, stepped out for a casual dinner Tuesday, Oct. 15, in L.A. with her hubby and their 13-month-old son, Noah,” read the report from E Online.
Casual. Right. Ya know, as casual as it can be when you’re superhot Megan Fox. And no one’s seen your baby. And you’re preggers again.
Seriously, Megan, look at the pictures the world has to “marvel” over.
“Oh, what a gorgeous son Megan Fox has. You see how the nightvision camera really brings out his eyes as Megan and Brian stomp around the parking garage shooting daggers at the paparazzi? What a lovely family Megan Fox has.”
Sigh.
When it comes to Megan Fox’s pregnancy, the world will have to accept that no news is good news. What we have been told is:
1) Megan Fox is pregnant.
2) She is “doing great.” No. 2 comes courtesy of dutiful husband Brian Green.
“She’s doing great,” Green told Us Weekly September 6 (more than a month ago). “She did great the first time around, but I wouldn’t wish the experience on anybody! I couldn’t do it!”
3) It’s a boy! As per In Touch, quoting an anonymous Megan Fox friend.
4) Megan Fox will have plenty of time to rest up and raise baby #2. After all, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is in post-production and Megan Fox has nothing else on her plate, according to IMDB.
Are you upset by the lack of news about Megan Fox’s baby? What do you think of Megan Fox’s son Noah? What would you like to see Megan Fox do next?
