Shoe Section Masturbator Sought In Arlington County
A shoe section masturbator is trying to beat the rap after being spotted in a Pentagon City clothing store getting a little too comfortable with his surroundings.
ARLNow.com first reported on the story October 3, and as of today, an arrest still hasn’t been made.
Arlington County, Virginia, investigators were said to be using video surveillance footage to try to track down the man who was spotted Monday afternoon in a Nordstrom Rack clothing store at 1201 S. Hayes Street across from a shopping mall.
Authorities said the shoe section masturbator was a black male in his 30s and that he fled the scene before police arrived.
From the police report:
“INDECENT EXPOSURE, 09/30/13, 1200 block of S. Hayes Street. A male subject was observed masturbating in the shoe section of a retail store. The subject is described as a black male in his late 30s, approximately 5 feet 8 inches and weighing 150 pounds. The subject has short black hair and was wearing a black and red jacket with the word ‘Coogi’ on the back in red writing and red sneakers at the time of the incident. Further investigation is being conducted.”
Regardless of whether police catch the man, some of the comments at the ARLNow.com website are proven guilty of being hilarious:
- “This gives new meaning to ‘shoe bomber.'”
- “If he got interrupted, maybe he ran over to Finish Line!”
- “He must have been looking for pumps.”
- “Check the sock aisle.”
- “Should just title this story ‘Fresh Meat for the Comment Section.'”
If the shoe section masturbator is caught, what do you think the next move should be — perhaps send him to Sweden?
[Image via ARLNow.com]
