Kate Moss + Beth Ditto is such a bad combination; whoever orchestrated that should be to blame for the mess that was the UK’s House of Blue Eyes event. Kate quickly went from trying to smoke indoors with the rowdy Gossip vocalist to grabbing a riding crop, spanking Beth with it, and then strutting down the runway.

The low (high?) point in the evening was when Kate started shouting about going to the toilet and ran behind a bush in the venue’s garden instead. Lovely. You don’t need to be famous to make a fool of yourself, but it’s a lot more fun for all of us!