Real life Oompa Loompa spotted in Scotland

Meet Ross from Scotland. Ross does something that makes him stand out from his fellow pale skinned countrymen: he paints himself orange.

Ross is the Scottish version of a Guido, and has appointed himself the No. 1 male Barbie in Scotland (because Barbies are orange…well, maybe in Scotland.) Ross tells a television crew that he believes you can never be too orange, and that you can never wear enough fake gold jewelry.

If this was Ireland we’d say leprechaun, but we’re going with Oompa Loompa instead. Here’s Ross the Scottish Guido: