Masturbating Woman Crashes Into Seafood Truck
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Masturbating Woman Crashes Into Seafood Truck

An unidentified woman from England was masturbating so furiously while driving that she accidentally crashed into an M&J Seafood truck.

According to the Bristol Post, the woman was driving a Mini Cooper through a Gloucestershire town while pleasuring herself with a sex toy. She was so distracted with the activity that she took her eyes off the road and crashed into the back of the truck that was in front of her. When the crash was over, the woman was seen buttoning up her pants and holding a vibrating sex toy known as the “Rampant Rabbit.”

Despite the state the woman was found in, nobody was certain she had been masturbating until after the crash was over. She was caught on video from the seafood company’s rear cameras when members of management checked the footage to determine exactly what went down. It seems the 30-something woman was masturbating in traffic as a way to pass the time during a major jam. Her car lurched forward while she was masturbating, and collided with the M&J van.

One source spoke to the Mirror and revealed that the truck driver didn’t realize the crash was a result of a masturbating woman.

“[The M&J Seafood driver] was called into the office and feared he was getting the sack. He’d been on his first shift after looking for work for ages. The bosses told him it wasn’t his fault and then said, ‘Have you seen this?’ He was like ‘what the f***?’ They all had a good laugh.”

Jezebel suggests the masturbating woman may have been an exhibitionist, intentionally allowing people to see her pleasuring herself inside the vehicle, since Mini Coopers are notoriously low to the ground. Drivers in trucks and vans, like the one she crashed into, would be able to witness her masturbating fairly easily.

Nobody was hurt in the bizarre traffic incident, and the case is now being handled by the insurance companies. M&J respectfully refused to reveal the identity of the masturbating woman. At this point, it is unclear if she will be charged for indecent exposure or reckless driving.

The Mini Cooper driver is not the only woman to be caught masturbating in public this year. Read about the naked Florida woman who stopped traffic by jumping on a Lexus and masturbating in full view of everybody. Or read about the Ohio intruder who was masturbating after getting shot.

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