Five Reasons Chris Pratt Should Be The Next ‘Indiana Jones’
With Chris Pratt hitting an all time high with turns as Owen Grady in Jurassic World this year and Peter Quill in last summer’s Guardians of the Galaxy, why not make him the eponymous hero in another massively popular franchise, Indiana Jones?
Fans recently named Indiana Jones the best movie hero ever, beating out popular and iconic characters like James Bond, Han Solo, and the top female on the list, Ripley. So, it’s just a matter of time before Disney puts another Indiana Jones adventure on the big screens.
Right now, it’s just a well-talked about rumor with absolutely no confirmation that Chris Pratt is even in talks to play the archaeologist. That said, here’s five reasons he should be the next Indiana Jones.
He’s Got The Sass and The Wit To Carry Indy
Take a look at this quintessential Indy moment:
Now take a look at this:
Different but similar, no?
He’s Got The Beefcake
He went from the ultimate Dad bod from his Parks and Recreation days…
To a Greek god-like bod for Guardians of the Galaxy.
He shouldn’t have any problem rocking this look.
His Turn As Star-Lord In Guardians of the Galaxy Has Shown He Can Carry The Lead In A Movie
Pratt was plucked out of somewhere pretty close to obscurity to play Peter Quill (aka Star-Lord). Most notable for playing Andy Dwyer on Parks and Recreation and smaller roles in the movies Moneyball and Zero Dark Thirty.
Guardians of the Galaxy was a critical box office winner becoming the top grossing superhero movie of 2014 and Pratt’s charm and humor, in addition to James Gunns direction and the performances of the rest of the cast went a long way to making that happen.
Put A Fedora On His Character In Jurassic World And He Pretty Much Already Played Indy
Owen Grady is a passionate bada** ex-military Raptor trainer while Indiana Jones is a passionate ex-military bada** archaeologist.
Seriously — just picture a fedora on his head.
He Can Rock A Press Tour
As seen in the Inquisitr article about his endlessly charming moments from the Jurassic World press tour — he knows how to give the fans something to social media about.
Here’s some of the newer stuff from the tour.
[Parental discretion for several swear words in the video below].
And the final reason Chris Pratt should be the next Indiana Jones:
Everyone Loves The PrattPrattPratt
Need another reason to ? Chris Pratt? #Prattkeeping at children’s hospital! —> http://t.co/76JXoTerRJ My latest @ TP pic.twitter.com/rekGLNJOEV
— Haley Overland (@cheaty) June 22, 2015
Happy birthday, Chris Pratt! Please continue to be an adorable ray of sunshine… ???? pic.twitter.com/9l8i9A3Ufy
— E! Online (@eonline) June 22, 2015
We ? you Chris @prattprattpratt! The #JurassicWorld star is the @MensHealthMag July/August cover boy! #etalk pic.twitter.com/G2RS8AmqmI
— etalk (@etalkCTV) June 24, 2015
So Disney, do us all a favor and make a great movie starring Chris Pratt to help us erase the awful taste of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull out of our minds.
[Images courtesy Universal via Variety, Time Inc. via Distractify, Marvel Studios, LucasFilm, Screenrant]