Michael Lohan, who has now become as pious as can be, has expressed his support, or lack thereof, of his daughter Lindsay’s possible wedding to girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Yeah, we’ve catapulted way past the gay/not gay topic:
“I haven’t heard anything (about an upcoming wedding) from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle,” says Michael. “She knows about my (Christian) faith … she just wouldn’t ask.”
There are some times when I wish Michael Lohan would shut it. Okay, that’s all the time, but to varying degrees. I’d probably be happy that Linds wasn’t in trouble, that she’s staying out of jail, and that she’s actually working again. You really can’t please your parents, can you?