The Mark of a Good Creative Agent

… is not one that involves multiple, almost simultaneous excuses about one’s clients behavior that also happen to be ridiculous. When Naomi Campbell was pictured in this rather compromising pose (back bend? faint?), her Creative Agent responded to The Sun with the following comment: “It was just a bit of fun and not down to drink. Naomi was playing this trust game, where you fall into a friend’s arms. It’s very hot there, so that could also have had something to do with it.”

Suuure. I bet Naomi is really down with the trust games, especially after a night out clubbing in Capri. Somehow that doesn’t really strike me as her style, probably because everyone knows that girl has no shortage of enemies.