Unfortunately, Donald Trump’s major league military birthday parade ended up in rain. According to Donald, the procession was not held in honor of his birthday.
However, that didn’t stop 47 and his entourage of MAGA groupies from grinning as they watched the 128 tanks roll, 6,000 soldiers march, and several robotic dogs trot along Constitution Avenue in Washington, D.C. on Saturday, June 14. They were dressed in their best fashion fails and on-fleek attire.
After entering Donald’s private sanctum, women frequently experience an aesthetic metamorphosis, for better or worse (typically the latter). For example, Karoline Leavitt’s sense of style was completely destroyed by her MAGA makeover. Unfortunately, though, she was unable to physically see Donald to offer her respects.
Melania Trump’s sales racket suit from Forever 21
Melania Trump attended the Army’s 250th anniversary parade in Washington, D.C., alongside President Trump, wearing a stylish Adam Lippes suit, the same designer who created her navy blue inaugural suit. 🌹🇺🇸❤️ pic.twitter.com/lsYUsuxTe0
— 𝕍𝕚𝕠𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕖𝕚𝕘𝕙 𝔹𝕝𝕦𝕖𝕤 (@ViolaLeighBlues) June 15, 2025
Melania Trump rarely makes a fashion faux pas, whether you like her or not. Melania is always immaculately dressed in a variety of designer duds that accentuate her killer figure and guarantee she puts Donald Trump in a tight spot, even though she has never appeared on the cover of Vogue (much to the dismay of the MAGA movement).
To put it mildly, the attire she wore to the parade was unexpected. She appeared to have taken the ill-fitting pinstriped skirt suit off the Forever 21 clearance rack during the store’s closing sale. Oh, and don’t say anything about the blue-gray stilettos.
Usha Vance’s soccer mom look
US Vice President JD Vance, his wife Usha Vance and their children attend the Army 250th Anniversary Parade in Washington, DC
If I get better photos, I will attempt to identify her skirt and shoes. pic.twitter.com/Z5dwfPzEFC
— Remoulade Sauce (@Remisagoodboy) June 14, 2025
During the military parade, Melania Trump fared better than Usha Vance. Her lacy top seemed to fit her well, but it had a very soccer mom-popped-down-to-the Main Street shops vibe about it. But even though it cost $79, the short-sleeved, high-neck top wasn’t a mass-market bucket store exclusive. In reality, it was designed by NVLT, a Montreal-based fashion house that specializes in producing “urban, unique, and expressive” apparel.
We are unable to comment on the sources of Vance’s MAGA red pants, but it is probable that they reflected the ashamed color of Donald Trump’s actual skin.
Susie Wiles’ John Lennon homage
Trump teases how his ‘Ice Maiden’ Susie Wiles could ‘destroy’ five countries in an instant https://t.co/2EifFWf5sS @MailOnline
— Jim Polk 🇺🇸 (@JimPolk) June 13, 2025
Susie Wiles doesn’t seem like a rock ‘n’ roll, hippie, trippy chick. She did, however, make an exception for the military birthday parade for Donald Trump. Wearing his signature round, mirrored sunglasses, the first-ever female White House chief of staff honored the late, legendary Beatles singer-songwriter John Lennon.
Fortunately, Yoko Ono did not appear on stage and did not perform the national song. Nevertheless, Wiles’s unconventional eyewear choice gave her a dubious air, which was probably not the appearance she had in mind.
Tiffany Trump’s frumpy frock
Army birthday parade: New mom Tiffany Trump makes first appearance since baby Trump Boulos was born https://t.co/5xpaZQDVTY
— The Palm Beach Post (@pbpost) June 15, 2025
The stretch-wool, fit-and-flare, puffy, statement-sleeved, mid-length black dress that Tiffany Trump wore earned her a place on the list of MAGA groupies in the worst-dressed category. Surprisingly, Donald Trump’s youngest daughter was charged a staggering $2,690 for an Oscar de la Renta masterpiece. However, despite its exorbitant price tag, the dress elevated frumpy to a whole new level.
The fact that Tiffany also appeared to be completely worn out did little to improve her image. However, after a month of restless nights, you can hardly expect much less—she recently gave birth to her son Alexander on May 15.
Don Jr.’s new partner Bettina Anderson
Melania & Bettina (Don Jr.’s girlfriend) looks last night 🖤 pic.twitter.com/niwcCu4l1G
— Keeping Up With The Trumps (@KUWTTRUMPS) June 15, 2025
Donald Trump Jr. has deprived us of Kimberly Guilfoyle’s almost limitless wardrobe of skintight, breast-baring, thigh-flashing, and completely indecent attire since ending his engagement in 2024. The outfit that Junior’s new girlfriend, Palm Beach socialite and model Bettina Anderson, wore on Donald Trump’s special night shows that she lacks all of her predecessor’s sense of style. It goes without saying that Greece will gain from the USA’s loss.
Anderson’s hand-beaded white Lafayette 148 New York She spent $2,154 for a Georgette pleated Elizabeth Anthony blouse and skirt. Despite this, Anderson still had the appearance of someone who had just left the office without having had time to change.
