Home Depot Sex Arrest Follows Display Shed Tryst
A couple’s Home Depot sex arrest in South Carolina seemingly answers the question of what exactly constitutes the least sexy time and place for intimate relations.
Emily Craig, 20, and Shaun Bowden, 31, somehow decided together upon the idea of getting frisky at the home improvement store, resulting in the Home Depot sex arrest Wednesday.
Perhaps all the chains, duct tape, and other pervertibles piqued the clearly amorous pair… because sometime around 8:38 AM, someone called police to report that Bowden and Craig were getting busy in a display shed. And here we’re all thinking that hey, Home Depot is totally known for hourly rentals!
TSG has the Home Depot sex arrest goods, noting that a police report states that cops responded on reports “in reference to [a] male and female entering a display shed on the property, closing the door behind themselves and remaining inside.”
When police busted into the Home Depot display shed, which may or may not have been “a rockin’,” the pair were clearly in flagrante delicto — causing Bowden to get an additional charge of indecent exposure due to… his display of tool.
Cops say questioning of the couple revealed that “it became apparent that they were engaged in sexual intercourse within the shed,” additionally damning, we imagine, because cops caught them in the act in the first place.
Both Craig and Bowden were arrested and charged with disorderly conduct, and booked into the Charleston County Detention Center in South Carolina.
Following their Home Depot sex arrest, the couple are slated for a court appearance in September.