When Colleen Frable got sick of her jobless boyfriend playing his PlayStation 3 all day, she did what a few other gaming widows may have been tempted to do – she smashed the shit out of it took the PS3 to work with her.
Problem is, while Colleen was pissed, 42-year-old boyfriend Darren Suchon was pissed with italics. Upon discovering Colleen had collared his console, Suchon followed his girlfriend’s vehicle from their home, eventually forcing her car off the road and rear-ending it – while DRIVING HER 1996 GOLD PORSCHE. Wow Darren, I can’t see how that would end badly at all.
Yet amazingly, it did. While Suchon protested he was only trying to get his console back, Lehigh Township police weren’t quite as understanding and chucked him in Northampton County Prison on a $25,000 bail for simple assault, reckless endangerment, harassment, disorderly conduct, reckless driving and driving with a suspended or revoked license.
And to top things off, I’m guessing he might be single when he gets out.