As completely awesome as this anatomical sculpture of Nintendo’s mascot Mario is, I do have to wonder where his, y’know … Baby Mario is. His Bullet Bill. I’m being pretty subtle here, so I should probably explain: I mean his schlong.
Such unsavory ponderings aside, this is awesome and I need it. Artist Jason Freeny created this from a modified vinyl action figure, revealing once and for all what lies beneath Mario’s plumber dungarees and layers of flesh and flab. And whaddya know, the serial princess saver is just like you and I, really! Minus sex organs.