Amanda Bynes is in love! It’s just not clear who she’s in love with.
In case you don’t follow Amanda Bynes on Twitter, here are a few things that you should know: She’s possibly insane. She thinks that Drake is ugly. She frequently posts philosophical thoughts on Twitter.
All three of those characteristics came out this week when she called Drake “the most gorgeous man on the face of the earth” shortly after she said that he wasn’t.
Everyone (people who actually follow Amanda Bynes) thought that the singer was rambling about Aubrey Drake Graham. You know, Drake. But then Drake Bell sent Amanda Bynes a tweet and now no one knows who Amanda Bynes is in love with.
Ok, so are you caught up? Amanda Bynes is in love with the most gorgeous man in the world who may or may not be Drake. And Drake may be Drake or it may be Drake Bell.
Whoever it is, Bynes said that she’s going to have to get plastic surgery to make sure that she feels comfortable with herself before getting married.
Bynes writes: “I Need To Have Surgery To Look Beautiful For The Man I’m In Love With So I Feel Comfortable With The Way I Look When We Get Married.”
Here are some of Bynes other philosophical musings on life and love.
I Tweet What I Feel
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) June 29, 2013
@AmandaBynes I knew there was a reason you stopped following me ;) — Drake Bell (@DrakeBell) July 2, 2013
When You’re In Love You Don’t Care What Someone Does As Long As They Still Love You — Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) June 30, 2013
Drake Is The Most Gorgeous Man On The Face Of The Earth
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) July 2, 2013
I Need To Have Surgery To Look Beautiful For The Man I’m In Love With So I Feel Comfortable With The Way I Look When We Get Married
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) July 3, 2013
You Have To Make A Change To See A Change — Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) July 3, 2013
I Know I Love Drake Because If He Got Parkinson’s Or Got Into Some Sort Of Accident & He Looked Different He’d Still Be The Only One I Want
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) June 28, 2013
That’s a pretty solid stream of non-sense right there. But hey, she just Tweets what she feels.