Rihanna Faints Onstage in Australia

Poor Rihanna– she was giving a concert in a super-tight leather getup when she stumbled to the edge of the stage and passed out! Chris Brown managed to keep things together through “Umbrella,” even though his heart must have been *bursting* for his Lady Love. If you listen closely at the end of the vid, you can hear “paramedics!” being shouted. Sh*t.

Maybe she’s just so sick of the song that she had to make her escape, or maybe she’s pregnant! That’s it, she’s added to my list of celeb baby bump watches.