The Amanda Bynes/Rihanna feud on Twitter has taken a predictable twist as Bynes has now stepped forward to claim that her end of the catfight was mocked up. Indeed, Amanda Bynes wants the world — or at least the New York Post — to know that she’s met the infinitely more successful songbird and that Bynes aspires to appear in a video with Rihanna one day.
Good luck with that, honey.
Here’s a small portion of a very extended Twitplus post left on Monday night from Amanda Bynes’ account:
“[I] saw a bunch of mocked up tweets about me bashing Rihanna in my mentions. I’m followed by so many people that someone is always mocking up fake tweets so I feel the need to address them! Rihanna and I met and I’m sure we’ll be in a music video together one day!”
You know, the original intent of Twitter was to put short sound-bytes and one-liners out there that people could scan at a glance. But Amanda Bynes has discovered Twitplus, and there’s no holding her back. In the last couple of days, she has posted extended outbursts accusing an NYPD officer of sexual harassment and false arrest, as well as her own parents of stealing her money. Oh, and she finds time to chat with Drake Bell too.
Last night’s extended rant ended with this:
“My lawyer knows I’m a model citizen who doesn’t partake in drugs. He’s going to court this week to set the record straight again on my behalf. Thankfully I’m an educated multi-millionaire who knows better than to speak to perverted unjust cops without my lawyer.”
I don’t know who her lawyer is, but he’d would probably like to take out a gag order against his own client. I’ve posted a couple of screen captures that I took myself from two of her rants at the bottom of this post just in case those tweets also disappear. Hey, I wouldn’t want to get called out for mocking up anything fake.
Warning: With her acting career in flames, Bynes now plans to become a rapper — and one of the tweets below include the vocabulary commonly used by members of that profession. So if you’re bothered by F-bombs, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Here’s the tweet where Amanda Bynes “addressed” the ugly anti-Rihanna tweets:
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) May 27, 2013
Amanda Bynes can prove it’s all lies, because how can you believe anything in a world where even a former child star for Nickelodeon can buy a copy of Photoshop?
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) May 26, 2013
Amanda Bynes herself might enjoy this fan Photoshop of Bynes taking Manhattan:
— Natalie Cook (@natalie905) May 28, 2013
Another Bynes supporter speaks out:
— Waka Flocka Flame (@WakaFlockaBSM) May 27, 2013
Here are the screen caps I promised. Last night’s was so long and rambling that I did trim it. Go to Twitter for the extended Twitplus rant about the Rihanna feud and other subjects addressed last night from the Amanda Bynes Twitter account:
Twitplus does Amanda Bynes no real favors. While ranting on the topic of the New York City Police, she finds time to say that she would rather see her nearly 70 year old parents homeless than help them out financially:
I already know what I think but you make the call. Were the Amanda Bynes/Rihanna feud tweets fake?
[original Amanda Bynes Rihanna screen cap top image courtesy James Johnson and Twitter]