Farrah Abraham Sells Sex Tape For Six-Figure Sum

Farrah Abraham was apparently wise to hold out for the millions she felt entitled to for the rights to her sex tape with pornographic actor James Deen.

According to TMZ, the 21-year-old Teen Mom alum has inked a deal with Vivid Entertainment to distribute her sex tape for almost one million dollars.

The title the 70-minute boink-fest will be marketed under reflects the subtlety and class of its star, who first pretended the film didn’t exist, then said that it was for her private collection, then blamed everyone else for its existence whilst expecting a seven-figure deal for the rights.

That title is Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom.

Though the film can now absolutely be said to exist, sports a skanky title, and possesses a captive audience almost certain to see it on RedTube any second now, Abraham is still upset that we all know about it, even insulting her co-star’s *ahem* manhood.

“If you’re going to make a celebrity sex tape and try to pass it off as an amateur home video, you don’t hire a well-known porn star,” Deen shrugged in response. “You hire, like, some random dude.”

Funny, but Deen raises an interesting point: One can’t help but wonder what exactly is going through Abraham’s head. Instead of wracking one’s brains to figure it out, one will simply go about his or her business and normal and pray that Farrah Abraham finds her way out of the headlines for good.

It’s giving one a headache.

What do you think of the Farrah Abraham sex tape saga? At least it’s over, right?