Zombie Prostitute ‘Dies’ During Sex, Wakes Up In Coffin

A bizarre situation in Zimbabwe left a crowd pretty freaked out after a supposedly “dead” prostitute woke up in a coffin.

At Manor Hotel in Bulawayo, a prostitute had allegedly collapsed in the middle of having sex with a client, and was presumed dead by authorities. Police officers put her body into a coffin, only to witness the woman apparently re-animate right afterwards.

“You want to kill me, you want to kill me,” the woman reportedly shouted when she woke up.

A group had gathered to witness the woman’s body being removed from the room at the hotel, and fled from the scene when she woke up. Some fell while other tripped over each other, fearful of the “zombie prostitute.”

“It was like a movie. People were running away in different directions. It was a scary incident because we were all convinced that she had died because she was just cold. Miracles surely do happen,” a source recalled.

The police at the scene were also reportedly shaken, but remained as the woman came back to life and tried to calm her down amid her accusations that they were trying to kill her.

“They had no choice. Surely it was going to be something else to see them also running away. It’s their job and they had to remain clam and ascertain what was really happening,” a source said.

The “zombie prostitute” calmed down eventually, and police officers left with an “empty” coffin. As for the prostitute’s client? He reportedly snuck out of the hotel shortly after the police left.

The prostitute’s name was reported as “MaNdlo,” and she is said to be a “new patron” at the hotel.

“No one really knows her well because she was just new. We are hoping that she will be back within the course of the week,” said a source.

Hilariously, the hotel manager was oblivious to the whole scene.

“The police officers came with a steel coffin but they left without carrying a body. So I do not know what happened,” said hotel manager Raymond Nariti.