Did John Mayer Knock Up Jennifer Aniston?

Just Jared found some juicy Australian tabloid gossip that’s on the scary side. . . mostly because I hate John Mayer. It was bad enough that he got back with Jennifer Aniston (she can do so much better), but what if the rumors are true and Jennifer’s actually pregnant? Was it planned? My head is reeling:

“The pair made their first outings as a reunited couple last week, enjoying a romantic weekend in New York and a concert in Boston. But while friends are scratching their heads about what made Jen take the playboy musician back, the smile the actress has been wearing says it all — she’s pregnant and loving it!”

Is Jennifer bitter or desperate? No way. Possibly crazy? We’ll see. I’m waiting to see a confirmation from a more reliable source– perhaps the Enquirer?