[VIDEO] I don’t even know: religious nutjob brands Pokémon “satanic”

You know Pokémon, right? Nintendo franchise. Lots of games. Lucrative. Cute, cuddly, scrappy little monsters, adored by teh kiddiez (and me)?

Well, get this: they are SATAN’S OWN SPAWN.

This footage of a preacher ranting about the evils of Pikachu and co. is probably the scariest/nuttiest/hilarious… est thing I’ve seen this year. Our man here actually manages to sound relatively sane for about the first 1.4 seconds, before his whole spiel rapidly devolves into a towering, fog-brained, bullshit-propelled vehicle of blockheaded idiocy. Enjoy:

[YouTube, via Go Nintendo]