47-Layer Super Bowl Dip Ups Your SBXLVII Party Game

Seven layer dip recipe? Amateur night. A new 47-Layer Super Bowl Dip recipe answers the question posed by Stefon of SNL, who asks, “do we have to?!”

This 47-Layer Super Bowl dip recipe has everything … beans, guacamole, salsa … a woman with nowhere to turn.

While it doesn’t contain 12 jacked albinos, 11 Little Richards, ten piercer babies, nine Asian Balkis, eight gay Aladdins, seven psychos swearing, six Puerto Screechers, five homeless Elmos, four coked up frogs, three French hens, Taaaaaaaylor Negron, and a human parking cone (it’s that thing of where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them), it does have all the dippable fixings America used to associate with the standard Super Bowl seven-layer dip.

Conceived in on the Lower Upper East Side of New York City by BuzzFeed Editors Fat Sajak and Bologna Danza Rachel Sanders, the 47-Layer Super Bowl Dip is certainly this Super Bowl’s hottest snack food. Sanders’ ambitious dipocalypse went viral, and it seems many readers are going to attempt a 47-Layer Super Bowl Dip for their parties.

The ingredient list for the 47-Layer Super Bowl Dip isn’t a recipe, for sure. It’s a days-long shopping and prepping marathon. Ingredients include but are not limited to:

Pico de gallo
Red salsa
Green salsa
Salsa con queso
Guacamole
Sour cream

Ketchup
Avocado
Chicken nuggets
French fries

Refried beans
Beef chili
Mac ‘n’ cheese
Tater Tots

Fritos
Cool Ranch Doritos
Nacho Cheese Doritos

And there are still a stunning 30 further ingredients in the 47-layer Super Bowl Dip. But what’s more American than this snack on this most American day of sports appreciation?

Head on over to BuzzFeed for the full scoop and extensive instructions on how to make this 47-Layer Super Bowl Dip while you’ve still got time — the bouncer is a bulldog who looks like Wilford Brimley and the password is “diabeetus.”

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