Thanksgiving cakes that nightmares are made of

I always thought Thanksgiving was about pies, not cakes so maybe that is why these horrendous examples of cake baking are a double threat for causing you nightmares. It’s bad enough that these things look like rejects from a cooking class of the Wives of New York City without them also insulting the true tradition of pumpkin pie.

Some-one let the Alien chest popping creature lose.

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See what you can do with a sand pail once you turn it upside down

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Who let the dog near the cake before taking him outside?

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Looks like the Great Pumpkin came back to haunt us in disguise

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Where are my sunglasses the glare is killing me

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Nothing like a bit of camo to provide some authenticity I guess

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I’m not even sure where to go with this one.

turkey-dumphat tip to Buzzfeed