Megan Fox Insults Disney, Loves Talking About. . . You Know

I never thought that I could relate to Megan Fox until I read her recent interview with GQ. Well, sorta: this was much more pithy than her cake-eating comment, and that made me happy.

This time around, Megan spoke out against Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus photo drama, saying “Someone betrayed Vanessa, but no one’s angry at that person. She had to apologise. I hate Disney for making her do that.” Then Megan turned to her favorite topic, sex, which will make guys (and a ton of girls) pleased:

“I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl— (OC star) Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but.… Oh boy.”

Oh boy, indeed. She’s going to get way more popular if she keeps up with this type of interview. . . now all she needs to do is shake Brian Austin Green for real. Or Shia. . .