Octomom Dating Profile: Give Me Money And We Can Date

Octomom is giving one very unlucky guy the chance to take her on a date. The celibate mother of 14 children has setup a dating profile in which she promises a once-in-a-lifetime chance to hang out with a crazy lady.

The dating profile was setup on the website WhatsYourPrice.com which allows people to offer their dating services for whatever bid wins their services.

As I reported last week Octomom has been begging for $150,000 in an effort to put a down payment on a new home, that effort has earned her just $2,509. Nadya Suleman and her 14 children are being evicted from their La Habra home after falling behind on mortgage payments. Nadya has attempted to earn enough money to save her home by working in porn and spending time as a stripper.

Bidding for Nadya “Octomom” Suleman” has begun at just $500 on WhatsYourPrice.com.

In her profile Nadya admits to being celibate for 14 years and she claims that in her spare time she loves working out and laughing.

So what will a date with Octomom buy you? According to her profile:

“My ideal date is working out or doing something athletic and then having a nice dinner.”

The best part of her profile might be the section that shows she has “greater than 3 children” which might be the understatement of the year.

The profile also says she is “willing to travel” which translates into internet speak as “really desperate.”

Perhaps the first date for anyone willing to pay for time with Nadya Suleman should be a trip to a mental ward because they must be crazy.