Awesomest morning headline: App goes nude, gets pulled

Remember the iPhone porn app we told you about yesterday? Yeah, it got yanked. And not the good kind.

For no apparent reason, Apple decided to pull the racy app from the app store. Or it sold out. Can you sell out of an app? Do they have more in the back? Well, can you check? The developer of the not-that-racy “Hottest Girls” app claimed responsibility for the pulling (hee…) citing high demand, but Apple said in a statement:

“Apple will not distribute applications that contain inappropriate content, such as pornography. The developer of this application added inappropriate content directly from their server after the application had been approved and distributed, and after the developer had subsequently been asked to remove some offensive content. This was a direct violation of the terms of the iPhone Developer Program. The application is no longer available on the App Store.”

The removal of yesterday’s most popular app and Apple’s statement leaves everyone scratching their heads at exactly what the new parental controls are for, if we can’t see boobs with them. And while a Safari search would undoubtedly turn up better results faster and for free, the prospects for a decent porn app remain enticing. Sadly, the future of Apple-approved porn remains unclear.