Octomom To Become A Singer, Drop A Dance Song

The old adage “you take work where you can get it” might be the perfect way to describe Nadya “Octomom” Suleman. The quasi-celebrity has acted in porn, took a gig as a stripper and now she’s going to release a dance song.

The mom turned bankruptcy filer, turned adult worker announced this week that she has signed a recording deal with Global Groove Entertainment and has already cut a track called Get On The Dance Floor in which she sings and raps (watch out Jay-Z!).

That’s not even the scary part, the songs producers are none other than DJ Mr. Mig and Mike Rizzo, two men who have worked with the likes of Britney Spears, Taylor Swift, Usher and the current reigning queen of pop music Beyonce.

Apparently Octomom took the singing job really seriously and worked with Adam Barta who is featured on the track.

The new Octomom dance track will be released on August 1st at which point every stereo in the world will simultaneously catch on fire and engulf the listeners in flames, ending their lives before too much torture can come to them.

While I have a feeling this song will end up like a Paris Hilton or Heidi Montag classic I have to admit I hope it is actually a hit, after all can you imagine hearing your friends rock out to a Octomom club thumper?

In the meantime I am ready to plug my ears for all of August 1st because I don’t think I’ll hear the song anywhere come August 2nd.