Keeping Up With The Kardashians Kim Kardashian has frequently confused her friends with the domestic help, but recently, her abuse of her friendship with Jonathan Cheban has sunk to a new level. Kardashian now believes she can decide what professional gigs Cheban can accept, and which he must turn down, and that, to be her friend, Cheban must go on humiliating errands.
According to the Inquisitr, KUWTK Kim Kardashian has made it clearer than ever that her friendship with Jonathan Cheban is conditional, meaning that if he doesn’t follow her rules, he is on the outs. Cheban was asked to participate in Celebrity Big Brother UK, but Kardashian has told him that he is not allowed to do it. It seems Kim believes that the only reason Cheban was asked was because of his connection to all things Kardashian, and she is concerned that he will spill secrets to be liked and win.
Uh, say what? Kim Kardashian asked her BFF Jonathan Cheban to drop her pee off at the doctor's office: https://t.co/2DrR9Tqi9A— Us Weekly (@usweekly) January 10, 2016
Us Weekly reported that when her assistant was busy, she told Cheban to drop off some of her urine at the doctor’s office, as she was too busy working on her emoji app. Cheban, who is a publicist and PR maven, was thought to have free time during the work day to run errands for Lady Kardashian.
“So because I’ve had, you know, pregnancy issues in the past, I need something dropped off at the lab,” a pregnant Kardashian, 35, begins her request. “Can you drop one thing off for me?”
Perhaps Cheban thought Kardashian was kidding?
“Are you f**king sick?” Cheban exclaims. “What do you mean, you want me to walk around with your piss?”
Kardashian then lays it on the line, explaining that she will make it easy for him.
“I’ll just pee in it and I’ll conceal it and see if you even feel the warmth of the pee!” she says.
Wow, but never did Cheban tell her to drop off her own pee, or call Momager Kris Jenner to come do it.
The Daily Mail said that Cheban asked Kim Kardashian if she was crazy to ask him to transport pee for her. Kardashian explained how busy she is, indicating that she has no clue what others do for a living.
“I mean I would send Stephanie but we’re in such a groove getting all this content for my app. Jonathan is my best friend, and I don’t know who else I would even ask to do this,” she explained to the camera.
It seems in Kardashian land, that friend is a synonym for maid. But she keeps insisting, and Cheban keeps saying no.
Jonathan was still not convinced, adding: ‘That is disgusting, I won’t even hold my own piss. Are you crazy?”
This was obviously the deep level of conversation that took place just before Kardashian found out that she was expecting their son, Saint. Jonathan Cheban finally relented and transported the urine to Kardashian’s doctor’s office.
The Mirror said that Jonathan Cheban continues to do Kardashian’s bidding, and when quoted in the media, he has little else to discuss. Recently, Cheban told the paper that he always tells Kim Kardashian to think of her style idol, Victoria Beckham, before she chooses an outfit.
“Do you know what I used to say to Kim? Would Victoria Beckham ever do that?”
And Cheban believes that if she follows that advice, she will always look stunning.
Do you think that Kim Kardashian has any clue how she treats her friends?
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