Heidi Montag Talks Alllll About Herself– Again.

I will be so jealous of you if you have no idea who Heidi Montag is, because I truly wish that she had never come into my life. Just like Katie Holmes, we’re looking at yet another oddly brainwashed girl from whom we can’t escape. It’s too bad that The Hills has been picked up for season four. There’s no end in sight!

This Hills co-star managed to squirm her way onto Ellen to talk about co-star Lauren’s sex tape for about the hundredth time. Can we get a chorus of “Drop it, already?”

Other scintillating topics tackled were “Why do you keep doing the show?” Hmmm. . . 1. Money; 2. Recognition; 3. Fame; 4. Glory? I’d like to know anyone’s who’s more into the perks– Heidi’s launched her own crap clothing line, is planning a spin-off, and gets on every mag cover she can. She also basically told us that she has no friends, saying that she has “lots” of best friends (read: none) and that her sister is one of them. Cute, but I’m not buying it.

The season finale is tonight on MTV. If there’s a catfight, it’ll all be worth it. Or at least that’s what I like to tell myself.