There is a god: Kanye West may be going to jail

Mr Ego Kanye West could be going to jail after being charged over an altercation with a member of the paparazzi last year.

Los Angeles city prosecutors have charged West with misdemeanor battery, grand theft and vandalism. West faces 2 1/2 years in jail if convicted.

West’s road manager, Dan Crawley, who was also involved in the altercation faces six misdemeanor charges: two counts apiece of battery, vandalism and grand theft. He faces up to five years in jail if convicted.

The chances of him going to jail are admittedly slim, but we can just imagine how well a judge and jury will take his ego when he’s on the stand defending himself.