How Can Anyone Be Friends with Naomi?

Naomi Campbell and Victoria Beckham are *thisclose,* really? According to Naomi, the two share all their girliest secrets and probably even giggle together. Are you as disturbed as I am? Naomi told all in The Mirror about calling Victoria Beckham up after she was sentenced for air rage in June:

“When I was going through my hard time recently she was immediately on the phone, asking me how I was doing and saying, ‘I hope you’re well.’ She was very sweet.”

Do you think Naomi has a long list of potential best friends though? I can tell you one thing: if I see her in Sao Paulo, I am running the other way.