Jon Cryer: Charlie Sheen Showed Me Vagina Photos, Joked About Jail Rape – Excerpts From ‘So That Happened’ Book

To read through the excerpts of Jon Cryer’s new memoir via the exclusive excerpt of the book published on the Hollywood Reporter, titled So That Happened, is to enter the well-written journey of what Cryer experienced upon working with the insane “winning” antics of Charlie Sheen. Like the first time Sheen asked Cryer to hide his porn stash from then wife Denise Richards during the initial season of Two and a Half Men, and Jon was surprised at exactly how tame Charlie’s pornography turned out to be — which even included only topless mags.

The funny excerpts of So That Happened — a book that folks are calling a smart move by Cryer to publish now, since Jon stayed relatively quiet via the press during Sheen’s craziest days — include the way that Sheen’s co-star viewed his compartmentalized view of women, such as when Cryer claims Sheen showed him porn photos of only specific parts of the women with whom he was “romantically” involved.

“[Sheen would] show me a picture he’d taken of somebody’s vagina. It was always a perfectly nice-looking vagina, but I would invariably think, “Why just this, and not the rest of the person?”

According to Amazon, Cryer’s tell-all book will be released on April 7, with a whopping 354 pages revealing Jon’s experiences with some of the biggest names in Hollywood — ever since he was best known as the oddly-dressed Duckie from Pretty in Pink.

“[Cryer] details his experiences with Charlie Sheen, John Hughes, Robert Altman, Molly Ringwald, Demi Moore, Judd Nelson, and Christopher Reeve, among many others.”

Already, Amazon has assigned the book an “Amazon Best Sellers Rank” of No. 4,537 out of all the Kindle Store books that aren’t free, with the hardcover version of Cryer’s book doing even better with a sales rank of No. 2,496 in books. With weird revelations about Charlie’s odd sense of humor — which included jokes about being raped in jail after Sheen was arrested for spousal battery against his third wife — it’s no wonder Cryer’s interactions with Sheen are something people want to soak up and read.

“[Charlie] texted back: Thanks bro. Yikes — f— me, wut a bad day … Shower rape was bad but the food was okay. Hair and makeup for mug shot got there too late.And I had same bail bondsman as Kobe [Bryant]. … No joke … ?“

It was text messages like those that let Cryer know Sheen was merely a man with a monumental drug problem, reports People Magazine, and Cryer wrestled with how to deal with his friend effectively, the same man who helped him procure hookers via the Internet after Jon’s divorce.

As reported by the Inquisitr, Cryer had a Mary Poppins meltdown that ended up being one for the record books — or at least, this potential record-breaking book.

[Image of So That Happened book cover]