Lindsay Lohan’s Exclusive Collection: Just As Yucky As I Thought

Behold: Lindsay Lohan’s new collection, which includes these snazzy Ankle Gloves! 50% leggings, 50% socks. . . 100% ugly. The good news is that Intuition has an exclusive deal with Lindsay, which means that this type of gross stuff is somewhat confined to certain parts of the internet. You’ll have a better idea of how great that is after you witness the pair with kneepads, called Mr. President, no less.

What hurts me most of all is the fact that Lindsay’s collection was inspired by Marilyn Monroe. Ouch.