Miley Cyrus definitely wins the award for having the strangest celebrity Instagram -- her account is a manic mess full of big butts, freaky photoshop fails, and half-naked pics. It's a crazy collage that's fun to look at, but it might make you wonder what exactly is going on in Miley's twisted mind.
As the Inquisitr previously reported, Maria Shriver is allegedly unhappy that her son, Patrick Schwarzenegger, is dating Miley Cyrus. If Shriver takes a look at Miley's Instagram page, she might really freak out about her son's new squeeze.
However, E! News recently shared a few of Miley's most recent Instagram posts, and some of them aren't so bad. She might be bottomless in the photo below, but at least she's practicing good oral hygiene.
Cyrus' photo was accompanied by some musings on sleep and how much she loves her life.
"when I'm up I never wanna go to sleep. when I'm sleepin I never wanna get up, I tink dat is healthy. & means I'm always lovin what im doin @waynecoyne5 true"Unfortunately, Miley Cyrus' sleep struggles might be making her more accident-prone. Before stripping down to her skivvies and brushing her teeth, the singer posted an Instagram snap of herself with a bloody hand.
"Blood," she captioned the photo. Cyrus didn't explain how she cut her hand, but her fans were thrilled that she hurt herself -- the photo of her injury received almost 200,000 likes.
Miley didn't just spend Monday night sharing selfies -- she also showed off some of her fans' internet artwork. Their Miley masterpieces included a freaky-but-fierce face swap with Cara Delevingne and a psychedelic unicorn ride with Elvis in a magical land full of butterflies, pigs, and puppies.
Cyrus spends so much time on Instagram that you'd think that she doesn't have any spare time to go out on dates, but People reports that the "Wrecking Ball" singer was recently spotted getting cozy with Patrick Schwarzenegger in Malibu. Cyrus obviously enjoys being silly, but the wild child can also be romantic -- she and Schwarzenegger reportedly held hands while taking a romantic stroll on the pier, and later they enjoyed a cozy dinner together at Nobu.
Miley Cyrus & Patrick Schwarzenegger are one cute couple! See the new PDA pics from their date http://t.co/5hR0KHjOSp pic.twitter.com/YyKq3Egb2DA source told E! News that what Miley has with Patrick "is more than just a fling." However, Schwarzenegger and Cyrus aren't serious enough that they're spending the holidays together -- Maria Shriver was likely relieved that her son didn't invite his new girlfriend over for Thanksgiving dinner. Instead of being with her boyfriend, Miley had to spend Turkey Day topless at home with her My Little Pony mug.
— JustJared.com (@JustJared) December 1, 2014
Do you think Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger will last through the end of the year, or will Cyrus' wild ways eventually scare him away?
[Image credits: Miley Cyrus/Instagram]