Bad, Bad Bride Gets Naughty With Dwarf Stripper At Bachelorette Bash — Here’s How Hubby Got Wise
A bad bride at a bachelorette party in Valencia, Spain, crossed a pretty strict line, according to a story reported in the Spanish media Thursday — but how her husband learned about her final, pre-marital transgression is even worse.
Now, this story has the ring of an “urban legend,” and the Spanish site where it first appeared, Las Cinco Del Dia, reported that the name of the bad bride, her husband, and the hospital — yes, the hospital — have been withheld. So there’s no independent way to verify that this really happened. But Las Cinco Del Dia seems certain, and the story is too interesting not to pass along. So here it is.
The woman was at her bachelorette party, shortly before her wedding, when everything started to go wrong. Her girlfriends hired a male stripper, which in itself is not too unusual for a bachelorette bash. But in this case, the stripper was not only male, but a dwarf as well.
Apparently, her gal pals thought that this was funny, but what they didn’t realize is that the not-so-blushing bride-to-be would take the joke seriously. At some point in the evening, the bride stole away with the little-person performer and decided it would be a good idea to have sex with him.
In fact — apparently, if this story is accurate — she thought it would be a good idea to have unprotected sex with the dwarf stripper. Without using any form of birth control.
Somehow, the woman kept her pre-nuptial indiscretion to herself, and the gentleman involved didn’t tell anyone either. Not even the other women at the party knew what had transpired. And her husband certainly had no idea.
Because when the bad, bad bride became pregnant, the hubby just assumed the child was his. Why wouldn’t he?
“As you can imagine no-one that sleeps with a stripper at her hen night broadcasts it or at least they try to take their secret to the grave,” wrote the Spanish site, as translated by Britain’s Express newspaper, using the British term for “bachelorette party,” which is “hen night.”
“But the protagonist of this episode had no choice but to confess and could never have pretended the boy was her husband’s because of a little problem,” the site said. “The child was born with dwarfism.”
At that point, the woman broke down and confessed her transgression.
The Daily Star newspaper quoted another, anonymous, dwarf stripper who said, “I know colleagues working out of Valencia but I’m not aware of any of them getting involved in something like this.”
So did this bizarre event really happen? If so, there’s still no word on whether the bride and her humiliated husband were able to patch things up — or on whether the dwarf stripper daddy is seeking paternity privileges.