James Franco’s Obsession About Never Having Sex With Lindsay Lohan Is Bizarre

No one really knows exactly what James Franco’s obsession with telling the world that he never had sex with Lindsay Lohan is all about. Suffice it to say that, following a fictional story he wrote about her some time ago, he has now reportedly written a poem, just to make sure everyone’s clear.

Having just released his curious second attempt at a book of poetry, Franco once again brings up the whole “I never had sex with Lindsay Lohan,” which some people may find a little nauseating.

In the book, entitled Hollywood Dreaming: Stories, Pictures and Poems, Franco writes from Lohan’s point of view — sort of, as he made it up — in a poem called The Voice of Lindsay Lohan, writing,

“I took James back to the bathroom.”

“You know why Amy put mirrors all around in here?”


“So you can watch yourself f**k”

“He didn’t f**k me, that sh*t.”

Styleite.com reported today that for some reason it seems James Franco still wants to reveal to the world that he never slept with Lohan, following his first “story” about her in Bungalow 89, in which he claims the Mean Girls actress knocked on his door late at night, but instead of having sex with her he offered to read her a story.

Us Magazine reported back in June an excerpt from that story,

“Once upon a time a guy, a Hollywood guy, read some Salinger to a young woman who hadn’t read him before. Let’s call this girl Lindsay. She was a Hollywood girl, but a damaged one. I knew that she would like Salinger, because most young women do … Now we were lying in bed. I wasn’t going to f—k her. She had her head on my shoulder. She started to talk. I let her.”

Okay James, we get it! You never slept with Lindsay Lohan but instead chose to offer to read her one of your stories then write a few more about something no one knows even happened.

Lindsay is yet to respond to the allegations made in the latest James Franco poem about her, although until now she has been fairly silent on the matter. It remains to be seen whether that will be the case after the latest Franco revelation.