Breaking news: Mila Kunis is insatiable in bed, and that’s her secret to keeping Ashton Kutcher happy.
Celebrity gossip columnist Perez Hilton just couldn’t wait to share this information with the world in a recent post. On Saturday, his site issued the following headline: “What’s The Secret To Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis’ Rock Solid Relationship?! They F*** Like Rabbits!”
(Okay, first of all, “rock solid”? Ashton just came out of an eight-year relationship with Demi Moore. During the last year, they were divorcing and he took up with Mila. Still a little early to be calling it “rock solid,” especially since most Hollywood relationships are over in less than five.)
Anyhow, Hilton, or whoever wrote the story, was so happy about it they couldn’t deal:
“Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis can’t get enough of each other!” the site stated. “And even with a baby on the way AND a supposed new puppy to take care of, the couple still takes plenty of time to be intimate — by having sex ALL THE D*** TIME!… LOLz!”
Hilton claimed that “an insider” revealed the duo’s “outstanding intimacy,” revealing they have a hard time keeping their hands off each other:
“They have non-stop sex. Mila is insatiable in bed and they cannot get enough of each other. Ashton thinks she is the sexiest woman he has ever met. They really just love staying at home. Mila loves to cook dinner for them almost every night and she is a really great cook.”
“ROAR!” exclaims Hilton. “We love hearing about steamy moments! Hopefully their fire stays ignited when the baby is born, because everyone knows a kid changes everything!… Here’s to keeping it spicy for the rest of your life, you two!”
In case you’re wondering, ladies and gentlemen, we’re not sure we’ve ever seen that many exclamation points in such a small amount of space.
Anyhow, there you have it. If you want a love like the one between Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher, just have so much sex that Perez Hilton will blog about it.
If you’re like Ashton and can’t get enough of Mila Kunis, then we suggest you spend less time at Perez Hilton’s blog and more time checking out her current slate of films.
In May, she starred in The Angriest Man In Brooklyn, and coming later this year, she does voice work in Hell & Back. She won’t be on the big screen again until February 2015 when Jupiter Ascending hits theaters.
Do you care about Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis gossip, or would you rather just hear what they’ve got going on professionally?