Happy Father’s Day, Strip Club Offers Free Lap Dances

It’s Father’s Day… so get your free lap dance?

Show Palace is reportedly offering a free lap dance to the first 100 dads who arrive at the Long Island City, N.Y., strip club today. The early arrivals also get free admission.

Commenting on today’s Father’s Day event, the venue’s manager Mike Diaz told the New York Daily News that “We’re trying to think of new ways to do everything. If you’re a young father, these people are still alive. They’re not dead!”

About the on-the-house lap dance promotion in Queens, the Gothamist quipped that “After all, there’s no better way to celebrate being a father than to remind yourself of how you got there in the first place.”

A local lawmaker was less than impressed with the Father’s Day promotion, however. “It’s tasteless and crass. We’ve come to expect this kind of thing from these folks. We have fought this establishment every step of the way. We’re going to continue to fight them,” declared New York City Councilman Jimmy Van Bramer.

Show Palace is also embroiled in a lawsuit with state officials over their refusal to issue the strip club a liquor license.

One dancer at the all-nude club claimed that the environment is something of a family affair in that dads often taken their sons into the club to commemorate their 18th birthday. “Like father, like son, you know?” she observed.

In a separate promotion, Show Palace reportedly offered diligent students free lap dances for getting top grades: “With school ID and report card, local 18-and-ups can get two free dances with a 4.0 GPA and one for anything over 3.5.”

Said Diaz, “You start them young and keep them coming. For most of these guys, it’s their first time and so they’re just really grateful.”

If you’re a dad, would you prefer to spend part of your Father’s Day at a strip club? Is a free strip club lap dance a better gift than a tie or a set of cufflinks?

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