Ariana Grande Explains Why Some Americans Look Like ‘Cows’

Ariana Grande has a theory about why some Americans look like cows.

If you’re a fan of the Sam & Cat star, then you’re probably well-versed in her eating habits. For those who don’t spend too much time learning the finer details of a celebrity’s life, Grande lives a very strict vegan lifestyle.

During her recent chat with V magazine, Ariana explained why she decided to stick to this diet. In her humble opinion, the sort of animal-oriented stuff people shove into their mouths probably explains why they’re so round. In short: She believes folks are what they eat.

“In America, almost everybody thinks you need to have meat for protein. Protein, protein, protein! And what’s in dairy? Calcium, calcium, calcium. It’s those kinds of proteins that latch onto the insides of your blood — stream and make it easier for you to have a heart attack,” Grande explained.

Ariana continued, “Look, cows produce milk with nutrients for cows. Maybe that’s why Americans end up looking like cows! Ultimately, no one wants cow tit pus in their food, do they?”

Although she probably won’t win too many fans with her negative view of American waistlines, it doesn’t seem to matter much to the singer at the moment. Shake your fist in anger at the computer screen if you must, but chances are you’re not going to change Grande’s opinion of animal-related foodstuff anytime soon.

When she isn’t commenting on the junk that sticks to the inside of your body, Grande is busy with her acting and music careers. Not only is she still churning out episodes of the Nickelodeon show Sam & Cat, she’s also getting ready to drop her sophomore album on the masses. However, it’s anybody’s guess when the songs will hit retail shelves.

To prove to the world that she’s still hard at work on the record, Ariana shared an image from the recording studio on Twitter. If you’re curious to see the image but don’t to swing by her official page, then take a look at the pic embedded below.


— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) March 8, 2014

What should Grande’s fans expect from the upcoming batch of tunes? In addition to a possible collaboration with Chris Brown, the singer is putting together songs that are apparently “very special and honest.” Her ex-boyfriends should probably take cover now.

Are you a fan of Ariana Grande? Do you agree that American waistlines are so large because of the unhealthy stuff they eat?

[Image via Nickelodeon]