DCFS Closes Mariah Carey Twin Probe

The Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services (DCFS) has closed the recently opened child endangerment probe launched against Mariah Carey, determining that there was absolutely no reason for them to be investigating the multi-platinum selling artist in the first place.

Workers from the child protection agency went to Mariah and husband Nick Cannon’s home and interviewed them, determining that the children were in a safe and healthy environment.

The entire probe began when an anonymous source claimed Mariah was drinking a Guinness beer in the hospital before breastfeeding. It should be noted that drinking dark beer can help with lactation and the practice was suggested to her by a hospital staffer and Mariah never hid the fact that she was drinking the beer.