Lisa Lampanelli Takes On Westboro Baptist Church, Wins Easily

Lisa Lampanelli

The Westboro Baptist Church wants to protest the Lisa Lampanelli show tonight and she’s already won the battle of wits (not hard to do against those hatemongers). Hearing of the groups plans to protest Lampanelli announced that she will donate $1,000 to a pro-gray charity for every gay-bashing idiot who shows up at her show tonight in Topeka, Kansas.

According to the funny lady she will donate $1,000 for every protestor who shows up with that money going straight to the Gay Men’s Health Crisis, the oldest HIV/AIDS prevention, treatment and care services provider in the United States.

Speaking with TMZ she said of her decision:

“It’s gonna be hilarious to write out the checks to the GMHC and have them send thank you notes to the WBC for their ‘generous contributions.'”

“I’d love to see their inbred faces when they open those thank you notes! Hopefully their jaws will drop so fast that their three remaining teeth and cro-magnon foreheads will plummet to the floor.”

Good for you Lampanelli, now here’s to hoping the Westboro gets plenty of thank you letters. Perhaps even some nice Chippendales postcards for their efforts.