Charlie Sheen: I Want Mila Kunis To Be One Of My Goddesses

Charlie Sheen stopped in Columbus, Ohio for the latest leg of his ‘My Violent Torpedo Of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option Tour,’ and during that stop he spent a good amount of time talking about Black Swan and That 70’s Show star Mila Kunis.

Sheen told the crowd that he wanted to make Kunis his homes third goddess, stating:

“Here’s the good news, My goddesses have already f**king approved her. She’s pre-approved!”

Apparently Sheen plans to win her over by checking out all her Facebook ‘Likes’ and then buying those things for her, basically amounting to a stalker. If I was Kunis I would be liking mansions and Maybach’s.

Sheen says he wouldn’t even mind if Kunis got jealous because of his other two goddesses, porn stars Bree Olsen and Natalie Kenly:

“I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila f**king Kunis,” Sheen said. “If Mila Kunis is stealing your s**t , trust me, you’re still f**king winning, you’re still winning at that moment.”

If Kunis isn’t on-board I’m sure Sheen can find another Goddess, perhaps one of the many women who were flashing him during his Ohio show.

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