Clue: the video is under five minutes long.
Like a petrified new mother with her fresh sprog, I won’t let my brand new Nintendo 3DS travel more than two yards from my person. Turns out not everybody is quite that clingy.
‘Professional microwaver operator’ (that’s a job) and MURDERER dovetastic slung his brand new 3DS in a microwave, slammed the power up, and set it to cook for 99 minutes. It lasted for about 0.1% of that. Predictably enough, the poor little thing blew up almost instantly, flames licking its once bright, happy Aqua Blue casing as a million watching geek eyes welled up: